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RAFC - Player Profile
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Name: |
Craig Bell |
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Years With RAFC: |
Forever (I think) |
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Height and Desired Weight: |
5'8", 150 lbs |
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Birth Date and Place: |
April 24, 1957 - Groton, Massachusetts |
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Favorite Football Team: |
NE Patriots, oh you mean soccer, Glascow Rangers |
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Favorite Football Player: |
Marcello Balboa |
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Most Hated Football Player: |
Bruce from Old Crow |
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Ambition: |
To have 1 Harley for each day of the week. |
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Turn-Ons: |
Boscos on a good night. |
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Turn-Offs: |
Boscos on a bad night. |
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I wish I had: |
All the money I spent at Boscos. |
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Favorite Quote: |
You can't ask advice about the woman you're trying to hose from the woman you're trying to hose. |
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Philosophy: |
Stay loose, be cool and F**k 'em! |
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Why I could never be president: |
I'm a preacher, remember? |
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Most memorable Moment with RAFC: |
Duct taping Luis to a luggage cart and sending it to the bar on the elevator. |