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Name:

Craig Tull

Years With RAFC:

7

Height and Desired Weight:

5'8", 170 lbs

Birth Date and Place:

March 24, 1967 - Oklahoma City, OK

Favorite Football Team:

Leeds United FC, Dallas Burn (apparently I prefer teams that suck)

Favorite Football Player:

Alan Smith (in spite of his move to Scum

Most Hated Football Player:

Phil Neville. Sorry Puff, this bastard sucks even more than his suck-ass brother.

Ambition:

To outlive my doctor's prognosis.

Turn-Ons:

Long romantic moonlit walks along the beach with my wife. Also, Cheetos, KY and mongoloid porn.

Turn-Offs:

Short unromantic sunlit walks along the backyard with my lawnmower. Also, Doritos, dry palms and American Idol.

I wish I had:

5 bucks.

Favorite Quote:

Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fucking type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fucking surprise. ~Mr. Pink~

Philosophy:

Relax, take it easy.

Why I could never be president:

I never exhaled.

Most memorable Moment with RAFC:

Winning the COASL outdoor championship. Everything else is kind of fuzzy. Who are you guys?