How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.